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Titanic Jahaaz Doob Raha Tha.Santa bhi usi jahaaj mei tha… Ek Angrej Ne santa Se Poocha- “Yahan Se Zameen Kitni Door Hai?” Santa- “4 Km.” Angrej Ye Sunte Hi Samudar Mein Kood Gya Aur Poocha- Kis Taraf ?” Santa- “Niche Ki Taraf” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Santa- Ghar mein mehmaan aaye hain, aur shikanji banane ke liye Nimbu nahin hai, ab kya karein? Banta : Arey, Tension kis baat ki hai, Naye Vim bar mein 100 Nimbu ki shakti he dal de 2 boond. TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
A guy calls an unknown number.. Guy: Fridge hai? Reply: Haan hai. Guy: Chalta hai? Reply: Haan chalta hai.. Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega And he hangs up. After a while, he calls up again.. Guy: Fridge hai? This time the person's really angry. Reply: Nahi hai. upset emoticon Guy: Kahaan se…
Judge to Santa: faasi se phle bta teri akhiri kwaish kya hai? Santa: Puri krega? Judge : Haan Kruga Santa: Phir ek kam kr meri jagah tu latak ja…….!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Santa- Tu Itni Tej Dhoop Me Kyu Khada Hai ? Banta- Ghar Me Bahot Pasina Aa Raha Tha, Socha Dhoop Me Aakar Sukhha Lun. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world
Phoolwala: "Sahab apni gf ke liye phool le lo.. Boy: "Meri gf nahi hai.. Phoolwala: "To mangetar ke liye le lo… Boy: "Meri mangetar nahi hai.. Phoolwala: "To biwi ke liye hi le lo.. Boy: "Meri biwi bhi nahi hai… Phoolwala: "Aye duniya ke khush kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free me le le.. tongue emoticon tongue emotico Download more smiles…
Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho? . . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likho! . . . Boy :"OoO teri . . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gai star plus dekh kar Get Awesome Collection of some…
Wife calls to her husband- Window ka lock ni khul rha hai. Husbnd- aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do. Wife- Kya us se lock khul jaega? Husbnd- Try to kro! . . . After15 minutes Husband calls wife- Tum ne try kia? Wife- Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off…
Santa ne Banta ko message bheja- Bhejne wala mahan, Padhne wala gadha. Banta ne gusse me message ulta krke wapas santa ko bhej dia- Bhejne wala Gadha, Padhne wala mahan Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World's NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your location anywhere in the world
Santa class mei gadha le gaya. Maam :"Ise kyo leke aye ho ??? Santa :"Maam aap hi to kehti hain ke mai bade bade gadho ko insaan bana deti hoon. Lo ab bana kar dikhao……..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
