Fixing a bomb in a car.

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.Sardar 1 : What would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing.Sardar 2 : Don’t worry, I have a one more… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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How to settle abroad?

How to settle abroad? For Boys:Study hardGet good gradesAppear in ielts n toeflApply for student visaWait for the callAppear in the interviewGet admission in a universityGet good gradesSearch for a jobWork hard, earn well to settle For Girls:Marry this guy… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Unknown No. Call

Unknown No.1Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?Girl:Yes.Who are you? It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk! Unknown No.2Hi do you have a boyfriend?Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway? It’s your boyfriend,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your boyfriendGirl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad,…

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Ladies Attitude

Two Ladies Fighting For A Seat In A Bus .. Bus Conductor: The Older One Should Sit Here Both Looked At Each OtherAnd The Seat Remained Empty…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Shopping Effect

Why Girls Live Longer Than Boys?….Scientific Studies Have Proved That…“SHOPPING”Never Causes HEART ATTACKS, But,.“PAYING The “BILLS” Does…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Mirror to Liers

Once there was a mirror which used to kill “LIERS”FRENCH:I think I don’t smoke (killed)AMERICAN:I think, I love Iraq(killed)PATHAN:I think (killed)… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Husband to Wife

Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office. Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi! Huband : ?Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein?!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

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Teacher says to student

Teacher says to student, In AlgebraA=B&B=C.It means A=C.Now give relevant example.Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,It means that I love your daughter.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Famous Saying

Hitler says,“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”Santa says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?“Jab kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Differentiation

What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?Dava is like girlfriend,that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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