Teacher to Ron

Teacher: “So we proved that when ‘A’ is equal to ‘B’ and ‘B’ is equal to ‘C’ then ‘A’ equal to ‘C’. Ron give me an example for this.” Ron: “I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher’s daughter…” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

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Sardar soldiers

2 sardar soldiers captured a Pakistani soldier and gave him a dice and said, ” If you get 1,2,3,4 or 5, we will kill you.” Paki:”What if I get 6?” Sardar:”You’ll have to play again.” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Sardar got promotion

Sardar got promotion in office as manager.To give surprise to his wife , he telephoned her & said “Tonight u r going to sleep with the manager” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Thank God

Sardar finds cigarette box in daughter’s room.Oh my God!! she smokes Then finds whisky,Oh my God!! she drinks Then he saw a boy.Thank God!! Its all his.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Friends in Masti Mood

4 Dost sharab p rahe the ki table pe rakha mobile baja,Man:HelloBV: Dear i am in maRKET,kya main 50000 ka gold set le lu?MAn: ha janu le lo,BV: silk saree bhi jo 5500 ki hai?Man: 1 nahi,2-4 lelo,BV: ok dear tumahara credit card mere pas he,usi se le rahi hoon,Man: ha thik hai,Sare dost bole:…

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Secretary to Colleague

Sexy secretary came angrily out of Boss cabin.Colleague askd:wat hapnd?She replied: He asked r u free 2nite?I said yes & Bastard give me 50 pages 2 type.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Husband Wife Say

Husband Wife Say : DarlingTum Mujhe 1 Jaga Se Bohat Achi Lagti Ho,Wife: Kahan se?Husband: Doooooooor se,.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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KALI BILI

Its real…Agar ap kahi jaldi me ja rhe he aur ‘Kali Bili’ap k aage se guzar jay to iska mtlb h..??? k ‘KALI BILI’ apse jayda jaldi me hai… B positive yaar… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Wife to Husband

Wife : had ur lunch.?Husband : had ur lunch.?Wife : i m asking youHusband : i m asking youWife : u copying me.?Husband : u copying me?Wife : lets go shoppingHusband :Yes i had my lunch.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Translation

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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