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Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?….Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,….Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey,..Roti to tu bhi de sakta h… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
Pappu :- Mam aap mere ek savaal ka jawab dengi….Mam :- ha ha puchho ….Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti …..to aap btaaye kul kitni chiti thi …..Mam:- 5 Pappu :- galat ..Mam :- 6…
ring tring*“Hello!”Hello aunty, Bhavna hai? Haan hai na beta,Par koi samajta hi nai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
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