#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
After getting the friend request on facebook from an unknown guy. Girl : Hey do i know you ? Boy : Of course no !!! Girl : Then why the hell did you send me a request ? (here is awesome reply from the guy) Boy : Well facebook suggests me to add you again…
Top Replies by Teachers if they don’t know the answers: 1) I think the question is wrong. 2) I’ll tell you tomorrow. 3) Don’t ask foolish questions! 4) You’ll study this in the next semester. & the most famous one, 5) Nice question, raise your hands who know the answer of this question ? (If…
1. Sign on a famous beauty parlor in Mumbai: Don’t whistle at the girl going out from here. She may be your grandmother. 2. Sign on a bulletin board: Success is relative, More the success, more the relatives. 3. Sign at a barber’s saloon in Juhu, Mumbai: We need your heads to run our business….
On a flight a Guy asked a beautiful lady sitting next to him: “Nice perfume, which one is that? I want to gift it to my wife”. Lady replied : Don’t give it to her… Some idiot will find an excuse to talk to her…..!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?” It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation. “Somewhere I’ve not been in a long time.” So I took her to the kitchen…..!!! TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination…
Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes! Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife.You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag Me” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…
Exam ke time… Madam Pappu se:- Tum itne pareshan kyu ho? . . Pappu ne koi jawab nahi diya . Madam:- Kya hua? kya tum apna Pen bhool aye ho? . . Pappu fir chup raha . . Madam ne fir puchha:- kya hua Roll No. bhul gaye ho? . . Pappu is bar bhi…
"School Memories" "Can I drink water from ur bottle?" "Ya, take it" " Thanks.." " Muh mat lagana. Aaaa kar ke peena. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/
At Desi wedding Boy 1-"Yaar, Pili wali meri." . . . Boy2- Acha? Lal wali meri phir. . . . Boy3- Saale, kuch to sharam kar Lal wali ke hi shaadi pe aaye hai TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels
Santa juice wale se :- Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali hai…. . . . ek glass pine ke baad…. ek glass aur de ladai hone wali hai…… . . . woh bhi pene ke baad…… ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone wali hai….. . . . juice wala :- kab hogi ladai…..????….
