Sanju aur Teacher

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Teacher: Tum parindon ke baare mein sab jaante ho ?? 

Sanju: Haan…

Teacher: Acha ye batao kaun sa parinda ud nae sakta?

Sanju: Mara hua parinda ??

Teacher: Semester system se kya fayda hai. Batao?

Student: Fayda tau pata nahin, par beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai ??

Teacher: Vaakya ko angrezi mein translate karo, “Vasant ne mujhe mukka maara”

Sanju: VasantPanchmi ??

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