Boy Our Principal is so stupid
Boy : Our Principal is so stupid. Girl : Don’t you know who I am? Boy : No. Girl : I’m the Principal’s daughter. Boy : Do you know who I am? Girl : No. Boy : Good (walks away).
August 2020
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