#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
पति ऑफिस से घर आया और खाना खाने बैठा खाते-खाते अपनी पत्नी से कहा कि “खाना ठीक नहीं है, कोई टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है।” पत्नी चुपचाप उठी, और उसनें कॉरपोरेशन मेंं कॉल किया और एम्बुलेंस ? को बुला ली और कहा.. “इसे टेस्ट नहीं आ रहा है..” एम्बुलेंस पति को ले गयी और उसे…
A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy in writing except one SANTA. He wrote ” DUE TO RAIN,NO MATCH”
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
Arranged Marriage Is Like. You Are Walking and Unfortunately A Snake Bites You… And Love Marriage Is. Dancing in Front of a Cobra And Saying. Come Bite … Come Bite Me…
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
