Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night.
Difference between a beautiful night and a horror night. Beautiful night is, When you hug your teddy bear and sleep. Horror night is, When your teddy bear hugs you BACK
2020
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My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days.
My girlfriend’s birthday is in two days. And she told me “Nothing would make me happier than a diamond ring”. So I bought her nothing!
Love is possible after friendship
Love is possible after friendship but friendship is not possible after love because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
Love someone who doesn’t love u
Do you know how it feels to love someone who doesnt love you ? . . . . . Its like waiting for a boat at the airport
piano after the operation
A: Doctor, will I be able to play the piano after the operation? B: Yes, of course. A: Great! I never could before
wedding ring on the wrong finger?
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
New way of writing answers in exams.
New way of writing answers in exams. If you don’t know the answer, then put lines like this: |||||||||| and write below: ‘Scratch here for ANSWERS
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags
Wife: whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? Husband: Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them!
man prayer for long life
Man to God: Please give me a long life. God: Get married son. Man: How will it help God? God: You wont think of long life again.
Arranged Vs Love Marriage
Whats the difference between arranged and love marriage? Love marriage is impulsive suicide Arranged marriage is planned murder.