Why don’t some couples go to Gym?
Why don’t some couples go to Gym? Simple, because some relationships don’t work out..
2020
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Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood?
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood? Me: Easy, just open your front camera! You will hear live..LOL
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!
Did your father help your with your homework
A teacher is talking to a Student Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
Girl: I like you cuz of how neat your beards look.
Girl: I like you cuz of how neat your beards look. How many times do you shave in a week? Boy: Like 50 to 75 times Girl: OMG, you’re some kinda freak Boy: Oh no, I’m a barber
My girlfriend broke up with me.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks I am childish. I took in a deep breath, calmed myself down, walked straight to her house, rang her door bell multiple times and ran away ….. Feeling blissful.
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An “I”.
Teacher: Tell Me A Sentence That Starts With An “I”. Student: I Is The…. Teacher: Stop! Never Put ‘Is’ After An “I”. Always Put ‘Am’ After An “I”. Student: OK. I Am The Ninth Letter Of The Alphabet.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’