#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl? A: Gucci… Gucci… Gucci.. Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse? A: Oh Teri Fendi! Q: How does a Rich Girl Sneeze A: Jimmy Choo.. Jimmy Choo… Q:How does a rich girl laugh? A: Rolex on the floor laughing Q: How do you serenade a Rich…
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.
Teacher says to student, In Algebra A=B & B=C. It means A=C. Now give relevant example. Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter, It means that I love your daughter.
Having a wife is a part of living, But living with wife is called The Art of Living..
Question: “What Is The Most Dangerous Alphabet?” Answer: “W” Because All Worries Start With “W” Who? Why? What? When? Which? Where? War, Weapon, Wine, And The Most Dangerous
An Apple A Day Is Almost A Thousand Rupees A Month. Visiting A Doctor Is Cheaper…!! Be Practical…!!
Two Girls Were Sitting At A Club. One Was Ugly And The Other One Was Beautiful. Pappu Came And Walked Straight To The Ugly Girl. Pappu: “Hi” Ugly Girl: “Hi” Pappu: “Wanna Dance?” Ugly Girl (Excited): “Yes, Why Not” Pappu: “Ok, Go And Dance, Give Me Your Seat Let Me Talk To Your Friend.“
A guy went for an interview at a big IT company for the position of “Computer Hacking Investigator” The boss asked him: So, what makes you suitable for this job? Well, he replied, I hacked into your computer and invited myself to this interview.
कल सैलून वाले क़ी दुकान पर एक स्लोगन पढा़ .. “हम दिल का बोझ तो नहीं पर सिर का बोझ जरूर हल्का कर सकते हैं “..? लाइट क़ी दुकान वाले ने बोर्ड के नीचे लिखवाया .. “आपके दिमाग की बत्ती भले ही जले या ना जले,परंतु हमारा बल्ब ज़रूर जलेगा “.. ? चाय के होटल…
