What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
2020
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old Nokia phone
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
Santa got into a bus on 1st April
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Where The Hell Are You
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:…
Let’s Go For Movie.
Chintu: Let’s Go For Movie. Mintu: Shit, A Doctor’s Appointment Today. Chintu: Just Cancel It,Tell Him You’re Sick.
Corona Virus male hai ya Female
Santa ne Banta se poocha Corona Virus male hai ya Female? Banta- Corona Virus Female hai kyoki eski koi dawa nahi aur ye logo ko bahut paresaan kar rahi hai
Pizza Hut Dehradun India
Pizza Hut Dehradun India Vishu – I am at you outlet and I need wifi password. PizzaHut – You need to buy a drink first Vishu – Alright. I am ordering a coke! PizzaHut – Nice Vishu – So what is the wifi password? PizzaHut – “you need to buy a drink first”. No spaces….
Station jaane k kitne logay
Sardar: Station jaane k kitne logay? Rikshawala: 50 Sardar: 20 lelo Riksha: 20 main kon le k jaayeega? Sardar: tum piche bheto hum leke jaayega