Pandemic Laughter.. .
꧁• If you see me leaving this group, please add me again. It’s just that I’m so desperate to go out!
꧁• Never in my wildest dreams have I imagined myself entering a bank, wearing a mask, and asking for money.
꧁• Never thought my hands would one day consume more alcohol than my liver… ever!
꧁• Lock down seems like a Netflix series: just when you think it’s over, they release the next season.
꧁• I’m starting to like this mask thing. I went to the supermarket yesterday and two people that I owe money to didn’t recognize me.
꧁• Those complaining that we didn’t have enough holidays, what now?
꧁• I need to social distance myself from my fridge; I tested positive for excess weight!
꧁• I’m not planning on adding 2020 to my age. I didn’t even use it! I don’t know about 2021. Does it exist?
꧁• We want to publicly apologize to the year 2019 for all the bad things we said about it.
꧁• To all the ladies who were praying for their husbands to spend more time with them — how are you doing?
꧁• My washing machine only accepts pyjamas these days. I put in a pair of jeans and a message popped up : “Stay Home ”
2019: Avoid negative people
2020: Avoid positive people
2021: Avoid people because you don’t know if they are positive or negative
Can’t wait for 2022
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