November 21, 2024

Teacher to John

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TEACHER: John, how do you spell “crocodile”?

JOHN : “K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L”

TEACHER: No, that’s wrong

JOHN : Maybe it’s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!

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