Teacher: Tum parindon ke baare mein sab jaante ho ??
Sanju: Haan…
Teacher: Acha ye batao kaun sa parinda ud nae sakta?
Sanju: Mara hua parinda 
Teacher: Semester system se kya fayda hai. Batao?
Student: Fayda tau pata nahin, par beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai 
Teacher: Vaakya ko angrezi mein translate karo, “Vasant ne mujhe mukka maara”
Sanju: VasantPanchmi
