BoY : Ro kyu rhi ho..??
Girl : Mere Marks bahot kam aaye hai…
BoY : Bata kitne aaye hai..??
Girl : Sirf 88% ..
Boy : Khuda ka Khauf kr ..
Itne mein to 2 Ladke Pass ho jate hai…!!
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Padosi:-
Yaar tere ghar se roz hansi ki awaz aati hai
Is khush haal zindagi ka raaz kya hai?
Santa:-
Meri Biwi mujhe jooton se maarti hai,
Lag jaay to wo hansti hai,
Na Lage to main hansta hoon.
KHUDA ka shukar hai, hansi khushi zindagi guzar rahi hai…::((::lol