Wrong Number

Santa make a call to his home.

Servant picked the phone.

Santa: Give phone to my wife.

Servant: She is sleeping with her husband.

Santa: But I am her husband.

Servant: Now what to do?

Santa: Kill both of them.

After killing Servant: What to do with dead bodies?

Santa: Put them in our swimming pool.

Servant: But there is no swimming pool in home.

Santa: Sorry wrong Number

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