#GirlFriend or BoyFriend ki Shadi
Dost: Bhai meri or meri girlfriend ki shadi ho rahi hai ??♂️ Dusra dost: Arey wah! Badhaiya ji badhaiya. Kab hai shadi? Dost: Meri 8th June ko or uski 9 July ko !!!! ??
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Chat pe sone ka surur #BijliBarish #ChantuBantu #Indianjokes
To arz kiya hai ……………. Chantu or bantu chat par so rhe the achanak barish hone lagi.. Chantu bola – chal andar chalte hai aasman me ched ho gya hai “Itne me bijli kadki” Bantu bola – Chal soja lagta hai welding wale bhi aa gye hai……..
#Shadi full vicharo ki
Kisi ne kaha hai Shadi is a sweet Laddu. Is it??? Well different different thoughts about the shadi, So Arz kia hai Sirf shadi hi ek aesi durghatna hai , jaha chot lagne se pehle hi haldi lga di jati hai What say about the line?
#Shole ka thakur, jaya bachan or#viru
Film Sholey :- Jaya bachan puri film me lalten jalati rehti hai qki gao me bijli nahi hai ! To bhai ye btao ki veeru jis tanki par cadhkar marne gya tha usme bina bijli ke pani kya thakur chadata tha? !! Btao btao? Hai koi jawab bidu?
pappu ka joke
पप्पू ने अमरुद लिए तो उसमें से कीड़ा निकला। पप्पू अमरुद वाले से: इसमें तो कीड़ा है ! अमरुद वाला: ये किस्मत की बात है, क्या पता अगली बार मोटरसाइकिल निकल जाए। पप्पू : 2 किलो और दे दो
Patni ka Khatarnaak shak !
Patni :- Tumhai shirt par ek bhi baal nahi hai Pati :- Ha to kya hua? Patni :- Mai puchti hu kaun hai wo takli jisse tumahra affair chal raha hai
The Judge & drunkard joke
The Judge addressed the drunkard, “You have been brought here for drinking.” Drunkard, “Thank you very much your honour. Let’s start.” All, present in the court, burst out laughing. Banging the gavel, the Judge said, “Order.” Drunkard, “For me Whiskey with Soda please.”?
Pati- Patni Joke
पत्नी पति से : सुबह-सुबह आंवला पिया करो खून साफ रहेगा। पति : अरे यार जैसा है वैसा पी लो ना … क्यों नखरे करती हो कल कहोगी की RO लगवा लो ?