Some of the catchy slogansdirect from India Gate…Hoo hoo haa haa, Kapil Sibal ChuhaManmohan Singh ek kaam karo, chudi pehen kedance karoSonia jiski mummy hai, wo sarkar nikami haiGali ka kutta kaisa ho, kapil sibal jaisa hoManmohan jiska tau hai,wo sarkar bikau haiDesh ka yuwa jaag gaya,dekho Rahul bhag gayaCorruption –> Virus,Anna –> Anitvirus& the…

The congress party planning to withdraw the 25 paise coin from legal currency.Their thinking was…” ek anna to sambhalta nahin, …4 anna kaise sambhalenge??? Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

Santa: I am so miser (kanjoos) that I went alone for my honeymoon and saved half the money. Bania: That is nothing, I saved full money. I sent my wife for honeymoon with a friend. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles…

1st BOY-ladki fasani aati hai?2nd-na1st-Seekh: pehle 1 kagaz ka jahaz banafhir use class me uda de.Jab Mam puche to ladki ka naam laga deBAS FAS GAI LADKI… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner…

Father to Son : Sharab, Cigaratte aur Ladkiya ye sab Tumhari Jaan ke Dushman hain… inse door raho . . . Son : Jo Mard apne Dushmano se Darr ke bhag jaye woh Mard nahi hota Papa… 😉 Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs…

Teacher asks student: What is the half of 8?Student: Miss horizontally or vertically?Teacher: What do mean?Student: Horizontally it is 0 and vertically it is 3… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

A beggar found 100 rs.He went to 5 star hotel for dinner bill – 3000 rs.Manager handed him to police. He gave 100 rs. to police and free.Its called FINANCIAL MANAGEMENT without MBA. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide,…

SANTA: Kal meri biwi kuwe mein gir gayi, bahut chot lagi usko..bahut chila rahi thi.. BANTA: Ab kaisi hai..?? SANTA: Thik hi hogi, kal se kuwe se aawaaz nahi aai… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Girls to Boys:-1970’s : Love me, but don’t touch me.1980’s : Touch me, but don’t kiss me.1990’s : Kiss me, but don’t do anything more.2000’s : Do anything, but don’t tell anyone.Since2011 : Do everything , otherwise I will telleveryone that you can’t do anything. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and…

KID: why some of your hair is white DAD? Dad: Everytime you make me unhappy, 1 of my hair turns white. KID: Now I understand why grandpa’s has only white hair! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…