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KG Boy to Mam…

KG Boy: Mam, May I go to washroom? Mam: Nhi, Pehle A to Z sunao fir jana, Boy: ABCDEFGHIJKLMN__QRS_UVWX_Z, Mam: P,O,T,Y kahan gai? Boy: Ji Mere nikkar me nikal gai… Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

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IT Height

IT Heights… HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side by side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails. HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down. HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’…

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Concept of Marketing…

A Professor explained the concept of Marketing to MBA students: 1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me – That’s Direct Marketing. 2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her. He is very rich, marry him…

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Medical alert

Medical alert about a highly dangerous virus called “Weekly Overload Recreational Killer” (WORK). If you come in contact with this WORK VIRUS, you should immediately go to the nearest “Biological Anxiety Relief” (BAR) centre to take antidotes known as “Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract” (WINE), “Radioactive UnWORK Medicine”(RUM), “Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter”(BEER), “Vaccino Officio Depression Killing…

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Cute baby

That angry moment- When a Kid bites you without any reason in front of mother, and you can’t do anything but smile and say kitna cute hai (Battameez bacha) Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or…

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Ratan Tata

Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA, Ratan Tata ne establish kiya TATA… Itni Shakti hume de na DATA! Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana, Ab toh zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana, A for Apple B for Banana… Plus cialis acheter en pharmacie que 18% des hommes achat cialis ligne quebec adultes ont…

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Dinner Time

Preeto : Ji tusi khana khaoge ? Jeeto : jarur, choices ki ki hai? Preeto : haan te na. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in…

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Preeto is Dying

Jeeto : “Hi, what r u doing Darling?” Preeto: I’m dying..! Jeeto jumps with joy but types “Sweet Heart, how can I live without U?” Preeto: “U idiot! I’m dying my hair..” Jeeto: “Bloody English Language! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI…

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Preeto unwell

Preeto : Im not feeling well.. Jeeto : Ohhoo I was thinking to go for a dinner!! Preeto : I was joking dear.. Jeeto : Me too, Chal uth rotti bana shabash. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a…

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