Teacher: How does blood reach your brain?
Teacher: How does blood reach your brain? Pappu: Simple. Direction of liquid is always towards the empty space.
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One million copies of a new book sold
One million copies of a new book sold In just two days due to typing error of one alphabet in title. ‘An idea,that can change your WIFE’ While real word was(LIFE).
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ?
KID :- Why some of ur hair are white dad ? DAD : – Every time a son make his dad unhappy , one of his father’s hair turns white ….. KID :- Now understand why grandpa’s hairs are all white.
Manager: What is your qualification?
Manager: What is your qualification? Pappu: I’m Ph.D. Manager: What do you mean by Ph.D.? Pappu: Passed high school with difficulty.
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus
An old lady always travels the same route on a bus. Over time, she became friendly with the driver and she’d always bring him a nice little bag of peanuts. The bus driver was enjoying the nuts at first, but after a few days he said to the lady, Come on, Mrs. Bilker, it’s really…
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge.
Teacher: Suppose, You Have Offered Money And Knowledge. You Have To Take One Of Them. Which One You Should Choose? Student: Money. Teacher: I Would Have Taken Knowledge. But Why Do You Take Money? Student: I Have The Lack Of Money That’s Why. You Have The Lack Of Knowledge. That’s Why
Boy Our Principal is so stupid
Boy : Our Principal is so stupid. Girl : Don’t you know who I am? Boy : No. Girl : I’m the Principal’s daughter. Boy : Do you know who I am? Girl : No. Boy : Good (walks away).
Why don’t some couples go to Gym?
Why don’t some couples go to Gym? Simple, because some relationships don’t work out..
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood?
Neighbor: Today I am upset, can I hear a funny joke please to change my mood? Me: Easy, just open your front camera! You will hear live..LOL
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product? Bunty: MS Excel Lucky: MS Word Bittu: MS Powerpoint Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!