Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring.
Wife: In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring. Husband: I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill. ???
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Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?”
Girlfriend: “Am I pretty or ugly?” Boyfriend: “You’re both.” Girlfriend: “What do you mean?” Boyfriend: “You’re pretty ugly.”
Is Google male or female???
Q: Is Google male or female??? A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Wife: How would you describe me???
Wife: How would you describe me???? Husband: ABCDEFGHIJK. Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot. Wife: Aw, thank you, but what about I,J,K? Husband: I’m just kidding! ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Teacher: “What Is Your Name????
Teacher: “What Is Your Name????” Student: “My Name Is Beautiful Red Underwear” Teacher: “What Kind Of A Name Is This? Don’t Joke, Tell Me The Right Name” Student: “My Name Is Sunderlal Chadda“ ??
पत्नी कह रही है फ्री बैठे हो तो कपड़े धो डालो
पत्नी कह रही है फ्री बैठे हो तो कपड़े धो डालो ??? नहीं तो मैं धो दूंगी ……. अब क्या समझूं कहना क्या चाहती है वो ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
कल एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था
कल एक दोस्त उपदेश ठोक रहा था “लोहा लोहे को काटता है ” ” हीरा हीरे को काटता है ” तभी पीछे से आकर उसे कुत्ते ने काट लिया ???? उपदेश खत्म ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? ?
Kya yeh cheeta khargosh ko pakad payega? dekhte rahiye lockdown ke ant tak kya hota hai ?? NRIApps.com NRIFriends.net NRIForShaadi.com
Dear Modiji.. Phichale 2 mahine se hum kaamwali bai hain
Dear Modiji… Phichale 2 mahine se hum kaamwali bai hain… Dhobiwala bhaiya hain… Panipuri wala bhaiya hai… Vada pav wala bhi hum hi hain.. .cake bhi hum hi bake kar rahe hai… Chef bhi hum ban chuke hain…. Baccho ka haircut bhi hum hi kar rahe hai… Baccho ko padha bhi rahe hain…E lectrician ka…
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options
If after the lockdown you were given 2 options: Fly with your wife to a dream destination or having a Drink with your friends, what would you choose? 1) Whiskey Or 2) Beer ??? Smiles from NRIApps.com , NRIFriends.net, NRIForShaadi.com