Baniya aur shopkeeper
Baniya: Ye kela( banana) kesa diya? Shopkeeper: 1rs Baniya: 60 paisa ka deta hai? Shopkeeper: 60 paisa mai to sirf chilka milega Baniya: Le 40 paisa chilka rakh aur kela dede
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Hathi aur gadha
Ek gadha pedh par chhadha to upar baithe hathi ne pucha Hathi: Tu upar kyu chhadha Gadha: Apple khane Hathi: Lekin ye to mango tree hai . . . . . . . . Gadha: Haan maloom hai, Mai apple sath laya hu
Thought of the day
Subah subah mere whatsapp par itne suvichar ate hai ki, mujhe lagne laga hai , jaise sari duniya sudhar chuki hai aur ab ….. sirf mujhe hi sudharna baki hai .??
girlfriend boyfriend joke
Ladka Ladki ko apni car mein baitha kar le ja raha tha, Ladki – hum kaha ja rahe hai? Ladka – long drive par Ladki – wow! pehle kyu nai bataya? Ladka – mujhe khud abhi pata chala Ladki – kaise? Ladka – break nahi lag rahi???
Santa ki shadi
Santa ki shadi ke liye, Ladki ke baap ne Santa se pucha..!! Ladki ki baap: Beta batao akal badi hai ya bhains ? Santa ne bahut der socha aur jawab diya . . . . . . Santa: Tumne mujhe pagal samjha hai kya Date of birth to batayi hi nahi
ladki dekh kar bana shayar
Ek ladka achanak ladki dekh kar shayar bangya Ladka – Lafz tere, geet mere, gazal koi suna dalu kya? . . . . . . . Ladki – Hath mere, Gaal tere, Kaan ke neche baja dalu kya ?
Sanju aur Teacher
Teacher: Tum parindon ke baare mein sab jaante ho ?? Sanju: Haan… Teacher: Acha ye batao kaun sa parinda ud nae sakta? Sanju: Mara hua parinda Teacher: Semester system se kya fayda hai. Batao? Student: Fayda tau pata nahin, par beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai Teacher: Vaakya ko angrezi mein translate karo,…
Madam Ji Kuch Kha Liya Karo
Bhugol paraane wali madam bahut dubli patli thi.. Unki posting ek gaon mein ho gayi.. Ek din wo class mein bachon se prashn puch rahi thi.. Batao bachon, dharti ghoomti hui kyun nazar aati hai? Ek larke ne kaha, Madam ji kuch kha liya karo.. Bina khaye school aaogi tau dharti aise he ghoomti nazar…
Buriya Bomb Hai
Ek baar ek boorhi mahila apne ghar ke aangan mein baithey sweater bun rahi thi.. Tabhi achaanak ek aadmi uski aankh bachaate hue uski kursi ke neeche bomb rakh kar bhaag gaya… Aadmi ko itni jaldi mein bhaagte hue dekh, Kuch logon ko shaq hua aur unhone aangan mein jhaak kar dekha tau unki nazar buriya ki…
Kaun sa group hai aapka
Mareez Doctor ke paas gaya Doctor ne pucha: Kaun sa group hai aapka? Mareez: Nadaan Parindey Doctor: Blood group puch raha hun.. Whatsapp ki aulaad!!