A boy went to propose a girl :p . Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me? Girl : What’s ur status?? :3 . Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine . Girl : Love you 2 honey….

Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”  Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”  Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”  Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”  Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide…

  ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: .. ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. :   Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages &…

  Teacher pappu se: 2-2=? Kya hota haiPappu : Sir mujhe kuch samajh me nhi aaraha haiTeacher : Beta maan lo tumhare paas 2 aam hai or tum dono aam ko kha gaye toh tumhare pass kya bacha.Pappu : Sir aam ki ghutli bacha.. de thapad de thapad… Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps…

santa was painting his home suddenly he got an idea 2 save money he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..! Same as above Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.  

A man was sitting near a dog. Another man appeared there and asked the first man Does your dog bites? Man: No The second man sits and the dog bites him! Second man angrily: “You said it does not bites!” Man: “This is not my dog.” Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com…

Ek Baar Gajodhar Cold drinks ki dukan par gaya Or Dukandar se bola..!! Ek pepsi bottle kholo bhai.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik 7-up bhi kholo.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik sprite bhi kholo.. Dukandar ne khol di. Phir kaha aik Mountain Dew bhi kholo yaar.. Dukandar ko gussa aya aur…

  Kanjus ke ghar mehman aaye huye thee Kanjus:Thanda piyoge ya garam?? Mehman:Thanda.. Kanjus:Rooh Afza ya Pepsi?? Mehmaan:Pepsi. Kanjus:Bottle mein piyoge ya glass me ?? Mehmaan:Glass me. Kanjus:simple glass me ya design wala ?? Mehmaan:Design ­ wala Kanjus:Lines wala ya flowers wala.. ?? Mehman:Flowers ­ wala. Kanjus:Gulaab wala ya chameli wala.. ?? Mehman:Chameli ­ wala….

  Gajodhar ek doctor se bola– doctor saheb aap ghar chalne ki kitni fees lete ho? Doctor–300 rupaye… Gajodhar–thik hai chalo jaldi pahuchna hai… Doctor ne apni car nikali aur Gajodhar ke saath 30km door uske ghar agya… Doctor bola– patient kaha hai..? Gajodhar– koi patient nahi hai… taxi wale 500 mang rahe the… aap…

2 dost jungle mein, Raste me raat ho gayi wo TENT laga ke soo gaye. RAAT ko 1 dost ki aankh khuli.   Usne dusre ko jaga ke kaha: Aasman ki taraf dekh ke bata tujhe kya nazar aata hai..??   2nd: Bahut sare sitare 1st: Isse kya pata chalta hai.. ?? 2nd: Aasman khubsurat…