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Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!! Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals

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