I didn’t come here to get insulted
Boyfriend: For the last time I am telling you that I didn’t come here to get insulted. Girlfriend: Then where else do you usually go?
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I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend
Man 1: I want to buy a gift for my girlfriend for her birthday but I don’t know what she would like. Give me a suggestion. Man 2: Does she like you? Man 1: Yes Man 2: Then she would like anything..
Darling I cannot marry you
Santa to his girlfriend: Darling I cannot marry you, my family is objecting. Girlfriend: Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar: Ek biwi aur teen bacche.
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment
A Girl is giving directions to her new boyfriend to get to her apartment. She says: “You come to the front door of the apartment complex where I live and look for apartment 14A, and with your elbow push button 14A. Come inside and you’ll find the elevator on the right. With your elbow…
An intelligent girlfriend
An intelligent girlfriend is one who makes sure that she makes her boyfriend spend so much that her boyfriend cannot afford another girl in his life..
wedding ring
A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger? B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
I am not feeling well
Son: I am not able to go to school today. Father: what happened? Son: I am not feeling well Father: Where you are not feeling well? Son: In school!
A few rich puns
Q: How do you tickle a Rich Girl? A: Gucci… Gucci… Gucci.. Q: How does a Rich Girl Curse? A: Oh Teri Fendi! Q: How does a Rich Girl Sneeze A: Jimmy Choo.. Jimmy Choo… Q:How does a rich girl laugh? A: Rolex on the floor laughing Q: How do you serenade a Rich…
Tip for Waiter
After finishing dinner in a restaurant, the wife told her husband, “give some tip to the waiter”. Husband called the waiter and told: “Don’t get married!” ??
More Chores
My wife: You need to do more chores around the house. Me: Can we change the subject? My wife: Ok. More chores around the house need to be done by you.