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Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, “apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kirpaya apna mobile recharge kare”. Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide…

Santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar Slogan lgwaya 1 Rupye ka Chirkut bulb Lgaao 100% Bijli bill Bachao Agle hi din uske dukan se 50,000 Chirkut bulb sell ho gaye Dusre din bahut sare customer uske dukan ke bahar ho halla macha rahe the Are ye Chirkut bulb Nahi Fuse bulb hai jalta hi…

5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me Bill dene ke liye Discuss karne lage-Sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga…. nahi bill mai dunga.. Hotel Manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola Waahh…..Waahh…..Aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai… Akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi…

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. #1 Desi Flat Mates Website & App – find and meet @desiflatmates and @desiflatshares across the World.

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Sardar ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join…

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala  I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!! NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI events for free,…