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Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge- You have 3 kids. How will you divide them? Santa had long discussion with his wife & said-
Santa & his wife went for Divorce at court. Judge- You have 3 kids. How will you divide them? Santa had long discussion with his wife & said-
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