Santa got his promotion and becomes an officer in Punjab Government, to keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, “Why are you outstanding! Please income.”…

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