A boss saying to his secretary that we are going abroad for a tour for a week. Secretary calls her husband: I’m going abroad for one week. Husband calls her girlfriend: Wife is going away for a week, lets enjoy :):) Girlfriend calls her student: for a week no class for u. Little boy calls…

Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho ? Boy:40 – 50 Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti. Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein ? Girl: No Boy: To kya wo car…

Boyfriend: Main Tumhe Kab Call karun??? Girlfriend: Jab Tum Chaho Tab.. 😀   BF: Kal Main ne Call kiya tha..!! GF: Acha.. Par Utni jaldi nehi uthti Main.   BF: Hmm.. To Main kal 11 Baje Call Karunga ?! GF: Nahi, tab to Papa Ghar pehonge..   BF: To 3 Baje Call Karta hoon.. GF:…

Father: Tumhare Result ka kya hua ? Son: Headmster ka beta fail ho gaya,   Father: Aur tum? Son: Doctor ka beta Bhi fail ho gaya,   Father: Aur tumhara result kesa Aya? Son: Wo Wakeel Ka Beta Bhi fail Ho gya,   Father: Kamine me tera puch raha hun. Son: To Tum konse Obama…

Ek Bar Ek Kashti Tufan Mein Phas Gayi. Captain Zor Se Bola:

A girl come in cLass with new sliper boy comments HER :- Chappal achhi hai, GIRL REPLIED :- Nikalu kya, . . . . . . . . THEN ALL BOYS :- Teri dress to or bhi achi hai…….   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles…

Shadi se pahle har koi sher hota hai. Aur shadi ke baad. . . . . . . . . . . . . ? ? ? . ? Sheru.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

Bihar school teacher’s killer English:   1. Pick up the paper n fall in the dust-bin! 2. Both of you three, stand together separately! 3. Will u hang that calendar or I’ll “HANG MYSELF!” 4. Tomorrow call ur parents especially mother and father! 5. Why r u luking at the monkey outside when Im in…

It is said that Husband is the head of the family… but …. remember that.. wife is the Neck of the family & the Neck can turn the Head exactly the way she wants.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…

Pathan BLOOD Ke bare mein book padh raha tha Wife: Aaj yeh book kyu padh rahe ho ji? Pathan: Mujhe doctor ne kaha hai ke kal mera BLOOD test hai iss liye test ki tayari kar raha hoon.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide,…