Wife to Husband (on the Phone): “Hey baby, what you doing?” ??   Husband: “Listen, I am really busy! Don’t have time to talk at all.”   Wife: “Well baby, I have a Good news and Bad news for you. You want to hear them?”   Husband: “Just tell me the Good news, I don’t…

A Girl Updated her Status on facebook : “(“   *1st Boy Commented: What happened Babes? Am therefor you ?? She Blocked Him :/   *2nd Boy Commeted: aawww My Baby, I Love you… Please don’t Cry.. She Blocked Him too.. :S   *3rd Boy Commeted : wheneva i see yur crying in all yur…

3 Women- HILARIOUS..!!   American: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke ab se Khana Tum Pakao Ge. 2nd Day UsNe Kuch Nahi Kia 3rd Day usne Dinner Bana Liya   German: Maine Husband Se Kaha Ke Ab se Ghar Ki Safai Tum Karoge,   2nd Day Wo Chup Raha 3rd Day Poora Ghar Saaf Tha  …

Husband asks: Do u know the meaning of wife?‘Without Infomation Fighting Everytime’.Wife on hearing replies,It also means ‘With Idiot For Ever’.   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world….

Teacher: “What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?”Santa: “All are born on government holidays…!!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location anywhere in the world. Sur le site…

5 signs to be a engineering student..   1. Jo samajh na aaye…. Declare it out of course..   2. Har semester ke end mein ye elaan karna ke agla semester start hote hi padhna hai..   3. Apna cell off kar ke padhna aur 5-5 minute baad on kar ke dekhna ki koi msg…

Santa apne bete k school gaya waha class teacher ne santa se kaha- aapke bete ki condition bahut down hai padhai me. iski reprot card dikhiye aap ENGLISH me 20 numbr HINDI me 10 numbr MATHS me 5 numbr SCIENCE me 20 numr SST me 15 numbr Total- 70. aapka beta fail hai santa ji….

Teacher : What is the Difference Between a Man and a Woman?Student : Man has a Sense of‘Humour’WhereAs . . .Woman has a Sense of‘Rumour’   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of your location…

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