Sabziwaale se panga
संजू : आज मैं सब्जीवाले से 5 रुपये में 3 प्याज लेकर आया हूँ राहुल : कैसे? संजू : सब्जीवाले ने 5 रुपये की एक प्याज दी थी…. एक मैं ठेले से उठाकर भाग गया और दूसरी उसने फेंककर मारी ???
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Madam Ji Kuch Kha Liya Karo
Bhugol paraane wali madam bahut dubli patli thi.. Unki posting ek gaon mein ho gayi.. Ek din wo class mein bachon se prashn puch rahi thi.. Batao bachon, dharti ghoomti hui kyun nazar aati hai? Ek larke ne kaha, Madam ji kuch kha liya karo.. Bina khaye school aaogi tau dharti aise he ghoomti nazar…
Buriya Bomb Hai
Ek baar ek boorhi mahila apne ghar ke aangan mein baithey sweater bun rahi thi.. Tabhi achaanak ek aadmi uski aankh bachaate hue uski kursi ke neeche bomb rakh kar bhaag gaya… Aadmi ko itni jaldi mein bhaagte hue dekh, Kuch logon ko shaq hua aur unhone aangan mein jhaak kar dekha tau unki nazar buriya ki…
Itni Khushi !!
Patni: Main bachungi nae mar jaungi.. Pati: Main bhi mar jaunga.. Patni: Main tau beemar hun isliye mar jaungi.. lekin tum kaise mar jaogey?? Pati: Main itni khushi bardaasht nae kar paungaa..
Boyfriend apne sabse meethe andaaz mein
Larka apni Girlfriend se – I LOVE YOU Girlfriend – Aise nahin thore meethe andaaz mein propose karo.. Larka – Kit Kat ka swaad ho tum .. Dairy Milk ka ehsaas ho tum .. Milk cake se bhi zyada khaas ho tum .. Jo bhi ho mere liye tau 5 Star ho tum ..
Dil ki Awaaz
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Now-a-days
Now-a-days,12 year olds have a Blackberry, an iPad, a laptop, & a Facebook profile.When I was 12,I felt Cool with my New Gel Pen…!!! Download more Smiles from coolindianapps. Com
Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge..???
Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tum kya karoge..?? . . . Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!! . . . Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..?? . . . . Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhari itni ho gayi hai k jeena mushkil hai. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your…
Wife 2 Husband
Wife 2 Husband: Main Tumhari zindagi Ki Kitab Hu. Husband: Bus Yahi to Afsos Hai. Calendar Hoti to Har SaalChange to Kar Leta. Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs of Indian Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25kms of your…
Samosa Ya Pepsi
3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kr yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye Decide kia kay sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aey, Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak smose nahi khao ge Dono ne kaha thek hai 1 din guzar giya …sardar ni…