100 Funniest Jokes

…Dad: Which one?! Son: ‘Hanuman!’ *THE ROBOT SLAPS SON* Son: Sheela ki Javani Dad: jab mai tumhare jitna tha… tabh mai aasi movies nahi dekh ta tha! *THE ROBOT SLAPS FATHER* Mum: deakh lo! aap ka hi beta hai! *Robert Slaps Mother!!! ;P   ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for…

Soon weddings will look like this… Priest: Do u agree to change ur FB status from Single to Married? Guy: Yes.!………Girl: Yes.! Priest: You r now Husband and Wife. You may now poke the Bride…!!!   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles…

LAZY BOY: Papa 1 glas paani de do, Papa: Khud uth k pi lo, Boy: Plz de do na.!…Papa: Ab manga to thappad marunga, Boy: Thapad marne aao to pani lete aana.   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide, Find a…

3 FRIENDS livin in a room at 100th floor of the building!One day LIFT not working…!So they decided to tell a story for time pass!They start to walk in steps!1st person told an action story upto 50th floor!……2nd person told a comedy story upto 99th floor! 3rd person told most horror story which had only…

Couple silent in bed. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me? Is he thinking of another woman? Is he seeing someone? Don’t I appeal to him anymore? Are wrinkles showing on my face? Is he trying to dump me? Is he now finding me ugly? Have I put on weight at the…

Santa applied in a medical college but never cleared it as these were his answers: Antibody: one who hates his/her body

Ek baar baccha apne Dada se poochta hai, Dadaji ye condom kya hota hai? Dadaji – Abey bhaag yahan se, parta likhta hai nahi aur inhi cheezo mein iska dimaag laga rehta hai, baag yahan se mujhe nahi pata condom kya hota hai, gadha kahin ka. Baccha Gussey se – Abey Buddhey pata hota to…

Bikhari to Lady sitting on a bench in a park : Hi Darling!So U R in the mood to have some Fun. Lady : How Dare U? Bhikhari : Then What R U doing on My Bed..-:) Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles…

Define “LOVE” and Describe in detail.(10 marks) Def:A serious disorder of heart due to relationship between men and women dat can smtym cause death of one or both depending on the resistance associated.Types:* One -sided & * Two -sidedAges: * Usually occurs in teenages but nowdays can be found in any age group. Sites Affected:…

Biology Teacher : agar ladki ko Asthma attack aye to use der tak apne hotho se saas do.   Student : wo to thik h lekin aisa kya kre k use Asthma attack aye? -:)-:)   Sponsored By: ISWConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android and Any Mobile App forCompanionship & Matrmonial needs ofIndian Singles Worldwide,…