100 Funniest Jokes

Phool wala: Sahab ye phool apni girl friend ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi girl frnd nahi… Phool wala: Phir apni mengatar ke liye lejayen.. Admi: Meri koi mengatar bhi nahi.. Phool wala: Phir apni biwi ke liye lejayen… Admi: Meri koi biwi bhi nahi.. Phool wala: Ae duniya ke khush kismat insaan! Meri taraf…

FaceBook founder Mark Zuckerberg is hospitalized with serious injury. . . . . . . Sources revealed, Rajnikanth poked him on FaceBook!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Santa got his promotion and becomes an officer in Punjab Government, to keep up with his status, he decided to speak only in English to all his subordinates. One morning, his peon peeped through the door to see if his boss was busy. Santa Singh noticed him and shouted, “Why are you outstanding! Please income.”…

Bacha to his mom: Mumma mai kaise paida hua?? Mom: Maine 1 bartan me mitti dal kar rakh di,kuch din baad usme se tum muje mile. Bache ne aisa hi kia… Jab kuch din baad usne jakar dekha to usme 1 mendak tha… Bacha(Gusse se):Dil to klta h k tujhe goli mar du..pal kya klu..aulaad…

Father: (at hospital looking through glass at newly arrived babies)…. “Kitchy kitchy koo. Look, she smiled…. isn’t she adorable?”. Friend: “But your kid didn’t smile.” . . . . Father: “I was talking about the nurse.” Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

Wife : Honey …… What are You Looking for ? Husband : Nothing. Wife : Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour …?? Husband : I was just looking for the expiry date. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend,…

After death, man asks the hell manager: Can i make a short call to my wife? Hell manager: ok Man: How much should i pay for it? Hell manager: Nothing, hell to hell is free 😛 😀   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find…

Ek Tapori Ki Wife:- Sunte Ho Ji, Apne Bete Ne Aaj Pehli Baar Aadha Sentence Bolna Sikha..   Tapori- Accha, Kya Bola? . . . . . . . .   Wife- Teri Maa Ki….. 😀 😛     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide,…

Troll student!   Teacher: What is the shape of the Earth? Student: I Don’t Know.   Teacher: Well! What Kind Of Earrings Does Your Girlfriend Wear? Student: Square Ones.   Teacher: No, I Mean The Ones She Wears On Tuesday… .. Student: Round   Teacher: Then, What is the the shape of the Earth? Student:…

Daughter : Dad Im Lesbian   Dad: Oh okay   2nd Daughter: I’m Also Lesbian   Dad: OMG! Dosen’t Anyone From This Family Love MEN?   Son: Dad…. I Do .. 😛 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion…