Did your father help your with your homework
A teacher is talking to a Student Teacher: Did your father help your with your homework? Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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My girlfriend broke up with me.
My girlfriend broke up with me. She thinks I am childish. I took in a deep breath, calmed myself down, walked straight to her house, rang her door bell multiple times and ran away ….. Feeling blissful.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence. “My father grows beans,” said one girl. “My mother cooks beans,” said a boy. A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans.”
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room. The teacher says, “Why are you arguing?” One boy answers, “We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.” “You should be ashamed of yourselves,” said the teacher, “When I was your age I didn’t even know…
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’
The doctor to the patient: ‘You are very sick’ The patient to the doctor: ‘Can I get a second opinion?’ The doctor again: ‘Yes, you are very ugly too…’
What is the difference between
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side!
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you
if you marry one woman, she will fight with you if you marry 2 women, they will fight for you add wife! have life!
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet.
Postman: I have to come 5 miles to deliver you this packet. Santa: Why did u come so far?. Instead U could have posted it
difference between a woman and a magnet?
What is the difference between a woman and a magnet? Magnets have a positive side! ?? Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup.
wife: wait for me honey, i’m just finishing my makeup. husband: you don’t need makeup dear. wife: oh, its really? that is so sweet of you! husband: just you need plastic surgery. Smiles from NRIApps.com and NRIFriends.net – find a local NRI buddy to share good times together!