CID Jokes

Daya fainted n went into coma by seeing that

ACP: Abhijeet, kal mere fb account per 1001 friends the lekin ab 1000 hi hai…iska matlab pata haiebbok kya? Abhijeet: Sir iska matlab, ek friend kam ho gaya hai..! Acp: Very good Abhijeet…! Ye kabhi koi pata nahi laga pata..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

Ajeet thoroughly disgusted with Mona darrling’s typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years… 3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case. 5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face….

Fredricks: Maine zindagi mai bhot dhoke khaye hai…!!!!Daya: Awww…..sachchi >??…Fredricks: haan….Apple, chiku, oranges, sabziyaan…etc, etc, sab dhoke hi khaye hai..!!!..Daya: :|…!!!(Facepalm)   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

Teacher: Daya..!! Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimaag, kya select karogey??Daya: *Paisa*!!!Teacher…: hunh…Galat! Mai hoti to dimaag leti..!!Daya: Apni apni Jarurat hoti hai Madam :P..!!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

Ek bar rajnikant ek khatarnak, aag ugalte hue jwalamukhi pe tandoori roti sekne gaya….. Lekin waha pe CID ki team pehle hi papad sek rahi thi..! 😛 :P:P Bhot ho gayi rajni ki tareef….CID rocks     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

Jaise har Darwaze ke liye Daya hota hai,CID mai har ek character zaruri hota hai!Koi bina karan baat baat pe ungliyaa ghumaye(ACP)Koi baar baar thok thok ke darwaza udaaye,(DAYA)Koi show mai sirf comedy ke liye hota hai (Fredricks)Waise CID mai har ek character chalu hota hai-2Koi lab coat pehen ke bak bak kare(salunkhe)Koi har second…

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: ? ? … :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ? Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya…!…

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha?? LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha? Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha… Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai…..:-D 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com…