Best Tip to all the Students

Best Tip to all the Students: . . I don’t fear exams now bcoz at the beginning of every answer I’ll write ‘According to Rajnikanth’ Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25…

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ACP on Facebook

ACP: Abhijeet, kal mere fb account per 1001 friends the lekin ab 1000 hi hai…iska matlab pata haiebbok kya? Abhijeet: Sir iska matlab, ek friend kam ho gaya hai..! Acp: Very good Abhijeet…! Ye kabhi koi pata nahi laga pata..! Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship…

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Mona ki typing se pareshaan…

Ajeet thoroughly disgusted with Mona darrling’s typing. Ajeet: Raaberrt, Mona ke dono hathon ko kaat do. Raabert: Magar kyoon baas ? Ajeet: Typing to nahi atee, kamsekam shaarthand to seekh legi. Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.comWorld’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App forCompanionship&Matrmonialneeds ofNRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within…

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Crazy C.I.D Facts

1. Daya has the world record of breaking most number of doors.2. C.I.D bureau has 1 toyota qualis since last 11 years… 3. In entire 20 storeyed building of C.I.D only 7 people works.4. There is no POLICE,,C.I.D handles every case. 5. Accused person accepts his crime only after getting slap from Daya on face….

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Zindagi mein Dhokhe

Fredricks: Maine zindagi mai bhot dhoke khaye hai…!!!!Daya: Awww…..sachchi >??…Fredricks: haan….Apple, chiku, oranges, sabziyaan…etc, etc, sab dhoke hi khaye hai..!!!..Daya: :|…!!!(Facepalm)   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship & Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life partner within 10-25 kms of…

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Teacher to Daya

Teacher: Daya..!! Ek taraf paisa hai aur ek taraf dimaag, kya select karogey??Daya: *Paisa*!!!Teacher…: hunh…Galat! Mai hoti to dimaag leti..!!Daya: Apni apni Jarurat hoti hai Madam :P..!!!   Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of NRI Singles Worldwide, Find a friend, companion or life…

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CID rocks

Ek bar rajnikant ek khatarnak, aag ugalte hue jwalamukhi pe tandoori roti sekne gaya….. Lekin waha pe CID ki team pehle hi papad sek rahi thi..! 😛 :P:P Bhot ho gayi rajni ki tareef….CID rocks     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com World’s NO 1 iPhone, Android, Blackberry and Any Mobile App for Companionship &Matrmonial needs of…

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CID characters defined

Jaise har Darwaze ke liye Daya hota hai,CID mai har ek character zaruri hota hai!Koi bina karan baat baat pe ungliyaa ghumaye(ACP)Koi baar baar thok thok ke darwaza udaaye,(DAYA)Koi show mai sirf comedy ke liye hota hai (Fredricks)Waise CID mai har ek character chalu hota hai-2Koi lab coat pehen ke bak bak kare(salunkhe)Koi har second…

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Rockstar Daya

ACP: Daya, kya khuni ke finger print match huye ? ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: To khuni naukar ramlal hai ? Daya: Oh yeah yeah yeah..!!! ACP: ? ? … :o..!! Arey abhijeet ye daya ko kya ho gaya ? ? Abhijeet: Sir, Daya ne ROCKSTAR ka first day first show dekh liya…!…

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CID crime scene

LADY: Rahul mera bhai tha! DAYA:Kya rahul tumhara bhai tha?? LADY: Ha Rahul mere bhai tha ACP: Rahul sach me tumhara bhai tha? Lady: Ha sir…wo mera bhai tha… Abhijeet: My god! iska matlab… Tum rahul ki behen ho..:O Fredricks: Sir sir. iska matlab ye dono bhai behen hai…..:-D 😀     Sponsored By: NRIsConnect.com…

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