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Jab tanhai ka ehsas ho . . . Na koi tumharay paas ho . . . . Na tum kisi ki nazar main ho, . . . Na koi tumhari nazar main ho, . . . Tu samajh laina k tum .. . . . . . . BATHROOM main ho tongue emoticon tongue emoticon Download more…

Boy :"Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhu ya dil pe ? . . . . . Girl :"Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho? . . . Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k papers par likho! . . . Boy :"OoO teri . . Yaar ye ladkiyan kitni chalak ho gai star plus dekh kar    Get Awesome Collection of some…

Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..!   Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey se mara ya mazak se? Girl: Gussey se Pappu: Aacha…… warna main aisa mazaak bardast nahi karta! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Good news for Congress for winning under 50 seats (43)- they can now make a WhatsApp group without leaving any MP out.    (WhatsApp groups has 50 users limit) Super Hit Indian Apps:-Collection of some awesome Apps across the World Like Desi Singles, NRIsConnect, Indian Jokes @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

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Pappu:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta hoon… Dad:- bolo.. Pappu:- dad maine facebook par ladkiyo ke naam se 5 fake id bana rakhi hai Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??  Pappu:- dad aap jis shristi sharma ko ek mahine se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo…

Doctor (Apne Ek Friend Ko Apne Naye Invention Ke Baare Mein Batata Hai)- Maine Aisi Cream Banayi Hai Jisko Lagane Se 40 Saal Ki Lady 20 Saal Ki Lagne Lagegi. Friend: Yaar Phir To Khoob Bikta Hoga Na? Doctor: Arrey Nahi Re, Bikke To Tab Jab Koi Lady Apne Aap Ko 40 Ki Samjhe!  …

Husband wife me ladaai ho gyi, Husband ghar se chala gaya, Husband Raat ko phone par- Khane mei kya hai

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4 dangerous weapons in the world bigger than nuclear bomb-1. Wife