Miscellaneous Jokes

Wife: Shall I prepare Sambhar or Rasam today?Husband: First do something, we will name it later More Fun with- superhitapps.com

Teacher – “behind every successful man there is a women”What we learn from this ?………..Students – we should stop wasting our time here in studies and start finding a women….!. Download more smiles from Superhitapps. Com

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:- Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. Kabhi kabhi mere dil me ye khayal aata hai…. “Jab tu 11.30pm baje so jata hai, Toh next day morning tera whatsapp last seen at 2.30am kyu batata hai…? =================== Straight Insult :- HUSBAND: Ye kaisa khana bnaya…

1)Husband to Wife:-Darling Tum Mujhe ek Jagah Se Bahut Acchi Lagti Ho. Wife sharmatee hui:- Kahan Se? Husband:-Doooooooooor Se…..(::) lolz very funny 2)Kanjoos to shopkeeper: Yaar zara toothbrush dena mere brush ka 1 baal toot gaya hai shopkeeper: 1 baal toota hai to naya kyun le rahe ho? Kanjoos: jo toota hai woh akhri tha………lolz..(:(:…

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Mukesh Ambani Agar main subah se apni car me niklu to sham tak apni aadhi property bhi nahi dekh sakta, Santa- Hamare paas bhi aisi khatara car thi Bech di… lolz bolo tararara.. Download cool apps from coolindianapps La consommation des assaisonnements epices, comme piment rouge kamagra pas cher et jalapeno ameliore la circulation du…

2 Girls face to face:1st: hi sweetheart2nd: hi, love u:)And when they talk on their backs about them.1st: she is so selfish (matlabi)2nd: she is kamini 2 Boys face to face:1st: kaisa hai kamine? lal shirt mein tu pura ch???ya lag raha hai …2nd: apne baap se mazakk :@? And when they talk on their…

Life before Computers… . – Window was a square hole in a room.. – Application was something written in paper.. – Mouse was an animal.. . – Keyboard was a Piano.. – File was a important office material.. – Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip.. – Cut was done with Knife n Paste was…

I urgently needed a few days off work but I knew the Boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that I would do something crazy. So I hung upside-down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (Santa) asked me what I was doing. I told him that I was pretending…

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