Miscellaneous Jokes

A couple was having dinner at a fancy restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said, “the food looks delicious, let’s eat.”Wife: honey…..you say prayer before eating at home.Husband: that’s at home sweetheart……here the chef knows how to cook!! 😀 Download cool apps from coolindianapps Trop d`alcool peut eventuellement acheter cialis bordeaux conduire cialis…

Ek aurat ki bade shaher me interview ke baad naukari lag gai, usne socha ‘apne pati ko SMS? kar du, taaki unhe chinta na ho’ . Par Usne Galati se galat no. Par SMS bhej diya Jisko ye MSG mila wo apni patni ka antim sanskaar kar ke lautraha thaa, SMS? padh te hi wo…

Wife: Jaanu batao tum mujhse kitna pyar karte ho? Husband: bohat zyada Wife: phir bhi kitna? Husband: itna ke dil chah raha hai ke tumhari jaisi ek aur le aaun.. ————————————————————– Wife : Tum Saari Dunya Mein Bhi Dhoondo To Bhi Mujh Jaisi Doosri Nahi Milegi.. Husband: Tum Kya SamjhTi Ho.. Mein Doosri Bhi Tum…

A fashionable Punjaban was walking by the river ….. suddenly she saw a crocodile n screamed …“Hai rabba Lacoste” Download cool apps from coolindianapps L’effet de cytotec et cialis acheter cialis quebec sildenafil 100mg est present a condition s’il existe la stimulation sexuelle. Les attentes culturelles de cialis naturelle la sexualite cialis generique masculine retiennent…

Bartender:Who Are You? I’ve never seen you before…Man: Yeah! I just lost my job and came here for a drinkBartender: What kind of Job? Man: Well. I am a Consultant. Bartender: Whats that? Man: Its a logical thinker. Bartender: Logical Think, what? Man: Let me explain it with an Example.Do you have a dog? Bartender:…

Man on phone: Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get d promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing box. We’re leaving from office & I’ll swing by the…

A man got a call from unknown number…Girl: Hi, r u single?Man: Yes, but who r u?Ans: Your wife.. Aaj ghar aana tab bataoongi!!Again a call from an unknown number…Girl: R u married?Man: Yes, but who R u?Girl: Your girlfriend, U cheat!!Man: Sorry baby, I thought it was my wife.Ans: Wife hi hoon kutte, aaj…

A Mallu woman went for a job interview for the post of a Secretary..THe Manager saw the woman’s colorful clothes, gold jewellery, extra coconut oiled hair, & his mind was screaming:“NOT THIS WOMAN”..Nevertheless he had to interview her. So told her, if u make a sentence using all the words that i give u, then…

A Nano breaks down on a roadside.A BMW 750Li stops to help the driver.“I will tow you to the next service station, but if I drive too fast please flash your lights”They start up slowly but only a km or so down the line a Porsche speeds past 150km/h.The BMW driver totally forgets about the…

Three most innocent faces in d world…1-“A sleeping baby.”2-“Udhar mangane wala aadmi”3-“Hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna Dost.”lolz Download cool apps from coolindianapps Bien que cialis soit present et soit efficace jusqu’a 36 pharmacie en ligne levitra heures dans le corps, l’erection puisse seulement arriver avec la stimulation sexuelle, et vente de levitra pas…