Miscellaneous Jokes

Employee: I want hike. Boss: Install it from play store…!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Pappu V/S Teacher Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K KaamAaye….Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap KhudInsan Banti Hain,ORNa dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Boy To Girl: Koi Aisi Bat Kaho,Jisme Dukh B Ho Or Khushi B………Girl: I Love U Bhai.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Women live a Better, Longer &Peaceful Life, as compared to men.WHY? A very INTELLIGENT man replied: Women don’t have a wife!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

He: Uncle kaise hai aap?Uncle: First class..He: Aur aunty?Uncle: First class hi hai..He: Aur aapke bachche?Uncle: Woh bhi first class hai ek dam..He: Uncle aap log aadmi hai ya train ke dibbe.?? Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Height of jordar naseebMy neighbor’s wife texted me, ‘I am new on whatsapp.. Any idea what does IDK, LY, TTYL mean…?I replied : ‘I don’t know, Love You, Talk To You Later !She replied : ‘ No problem. I’ll ask you later… Love you too… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

Son: Seekh gaya, seekh gaya….Idea Internet Network (IIN) se main bhi banana sikh gaya….Father: Kya? Drone banana..?Son: Nahi, bewkuf banana.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

At late night wife’s mobile beeps. Husband checks her mobile and gets angry.He wakens his wife.Husband (angrily): who is this person saying beautiful???Surprised wife checks her mobile.Wife (double angrily): heyyy… use your spectacles. It is not beautiful. It is battery full.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Husband : mujheneend nahi aa rahi haiWife : jao jaakarbartan saaf kar doHusband : neend mebol raha hun pagli… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Ladki:- Agar main mar jau to tumkya karoge..??…Ladka:- Main bhi mar jaunga..!!…Ladki (romanticaly) : Par kyu..??….Ladka:- tere chakkar me udhariitni ho gayi hai ki jeena mushkilhai..!!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/