Miscellaneous Jokes

Wife (angry): I don’t believe this!! You forgot my birthday again? How Can you do this? Husband (puppy eyes): How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older? Wife (clears throat and smiles): Liar!! Husband (sign of relief): No darling, Sachchiiii!. (Thinking and taking breath & said slowly Bach…

Hilarious Laws which you have not studied in schools: Law of equality : The time taken by a wife when she says I’ll get ready in 5 min is exactly equal to the time taken by husband when he says ‘I’ll cal u in 5 min! Law of Queue: If you change queues, the one…

Priest: Do you agree to change your Facebook Status from Single To Married? Boy: Yes! Girl: Yes! Priest: Congratulations !! Your profile has been updated successfully. You are now Husband and Wife.You May now upload your wedding pictures and don’t forget to “Tag Me”    Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

Girls Marks in Computer:" 99/100 but Doesnt Know How To Turn Off Computer Properly and how to remove PEN drive safely . . . . . Boys Marks In Computer: "44/100 but Knows how To Hack Computer !!!   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai: . . "1. No. . 2. Yes. . 3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu . .4. I m engaged. . 5. I love someone else….. . . .Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab. . . 1. Haa. ….

Girl- Cigarette peena chodddo Boy- Chodd diya Girl-Beer peena bi chodd do Boy- Chodd diya Girl- Good Aaj se roz subah shaam Mandir jana shuru karo Boy : Theek hai Aaj se roz Mandir jana shuru Girl : Haayee Jaanu So Sweet, Mujse shaadi karoge? Boy : Nahin. Girl : Kyun?? Boy : Itna sudhar gaya…

Mother- Who is Tippu Sultan ? Son- Don't know  Mother- Sometime give attention to study also  Son- Do you know Chinky Aunty ? Mother- Don't know Son- Sometimes give attention to Dad also tongue emoticon tongue emoticon Download more fun from coolindianapps.com

Tamil guy takes his girlfriend on a dinner date. Guy: My dinner treat! Come to Bobby Ganeshan. Girl Friend: Come to what? Guy: Bobby Ganeshan, I say. Girl Friend: I don’t know this place. I’ll come to your house & you take me there. Guy: You don’t know Bobby Ganeshan? Wokay, I’ll take you there….

Husband: Raat ko maine 1 horror movie dekhi, 1 churail kabhi mere age, kabhi piche aur kabhi sath chal rahi thi. Wife: Acha? Kaun si movie thi? Husband: Apni shadi ki   TravelMeetDate App – World's first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel destination hotels

Wife calls to her husband- Window ka lock ni khul rha hai. Husbnd- aisa kro thoda oil garam kr ke us pr daal do. Wife- Kya us se lock khul jaega? Husbnd- Try to kro! . . . After15 minutes Husband calls wife- Tum ne try kia? Wife- Han kia, par ab to Laptop hi Off…