Is there any way for long life?
Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married. Man: Will it help? Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.
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brain transplantations prices
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, ‘Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policeman’s brain as well. It costs $50,000.’ The client asked, ‘What? How’s that possible?’ The doctor replied,…
Grandfather to Grandson
Grandfather to Grandson: Go Hide, Your Teacher Is Coming As You Bunked School Today. Grandson: You Go Hide, I Told Her You Passed Away…
Arranged Marriage vs Love Marriage
Arranged Marriage Is Like. You Are Walking and Unfortunately A Snake Bites You… And Love Marriage Is. Dancing in Front of a Cobra And Saying. Come Bite … Come Bite Me…
What Do You Think About Our Love?
Jeeto: What Do You Think About Our Love? Santa: Try to Count the Stars In the Sky. Jeeto: Wow, So Its Infinite. Santa: No Baby, It’s A Waste of Time.
old Nokia phone
I remember when my old Nokia phone said I had low battery it meant that I had 2 days to find a charger. :’)
Santa got into a bus on 1st April
Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs 10 and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass.
How to reduce weight?
How to reduce weight? First turn your head to the right and then to the left. Repeat this one whenever you have given something to eat!
Why are wives more dangerous than the Mafia?
Why are wives ‘more’ dangerous than the Mafia? The mafia wants either your money or life… The wives want both!
Where The Hell Are You
An Angry Wife To Her Husband On Phone: Where The Hell Are You? Husband: Darling You Remember That Jewellery Shop Where You Saw The Diamond Necklace And Totally Fell In Love With It & I Didn’t Have Money That Time & I Said Baby It’ll Be Yours One Day Wife, With A Smile & Blushing:…