#1 funny Indian Jokes Collection
Teacher: Tum parindon ke baare mein sab jaante ho ?? Sanju: Haan… Teacher: Acha ye batao kaun sa parinda ud nae sakta? Sanju: Mara hua parinda Teacher: Semester system se kya fayda hai. Batao? Student: Fayda tau pata nahin, par beizzati saal mein do baar ho jaati hai Teacher: Vaakya ko angrezi mein translate karo,…
Bacha: Mummy 10 rupaye hain?? Mummy: Apne Papa se le lo. Bacha: Papa 10 rupaye de do.. Papa: Apne Chachu se le lo. Bacha: Please Chachu mujhe 10 rupaye de do.. Chachu: Beta khulle nae hain apni Chachi se le lo.. Bacha: Chachi aapke paas 10 rupaye hain?? Chachi: Ek minute ruko..Haan hain beta…..
Baniya hath mai blade maar raha tha Biwi: Ye kya kar rhe ho ji? Baniya: Dettol ki shishi tut gyi hai, kahi dettol barbad na ho jaye….. La teri bhi ungli kaat du
Beta- Maa mai ek din bahut bada admi banunga, Apki jholi khushiyan se bhar dunga… Maa- Pehle ye boltle bhar ke fridge mai bhar nalayak JJ
Beta(papa se)- Car ki chabi do, college jana hai function hai Papa- Kyon? Beta- 10 lakh ki gadi mai jayunga to shaan rahegi Papa- Ye le 10rs, 30 lakh ki bus mai jayega to zyada shaan badhegi
– PATI NE PATNI KO MESSAGE BHEJA – Meri zindagi itni pyari.. itni khoobsurat banaane ke liye tumhara shukriya.. Main aaj jo bhi hun.. sirf tumhari wajah se hun. Tum mere jeevan mein ek farishta ban kar aayi ho aur tumne he mujhe jeene ka maqsad diya hai… Love you.. – PATNI NE…
Gabbar: Ye haath mujhe de de THAKUR Thakur: Le Le.. mere haath le le Basanti ke bhi le le Jay aur Viru ke bhi le le Ramu kaka ke bhi le lle OCTOPUS BAN JAA!! Gabbar: Sorry yaar…. tu toh emotional ho gaya ..
Patni: Pehle tumhara har pal mere liye hota tha aur aajkal tum apna pura samay mobile ko dete ho.. Pati: Arey kya karun.. mobile company walon ne free mein internet jo diya hai.. Patni: Kal se khana mandir ke bahar he khana. Pati: Kyun??? Patni: Weh bhi khana free mein he dete hain..
Girlfriend – Tum sharaab baut peene lage ho.. Boyfriend – Arey ye cheez he aisi hai.. Girlfriend – Bottle par tau saaf saaf likha hota hai – “KHATRA” phir kyun peetey ho.. Boyfriend – Arey buddhu “Hum khatron ke khiladi hain!!”
