Jokes

Kanjoos larki Dukaandaar se Larki: Aisa saabun dijiye jo kam ghisey..aur nahaane ke baad chehre par laali aaye.. Dukaandaar naukar se: Madam ko ek eeth ka tukra de do.. 

Patrakar: Kaun ho bhai? Jatt: Jatt Patrakar: Kitni zamin hai aapke paas? Jatt: 150 acre Patrakar: Kaun si gaadi hai aapke paas? Jatt: Pajero Patrakar: To aur kya chahiye?? Jatt: Aarakshan Patrakar: Kyon bhai?? Jatt: Manne na patta bhainsh ki punchh,jyada sawal koni, aarakshan chahiye to chahiye bas.  

Girl : Tu kya jaane mere husn ke charche, meri tau har ek saans pe college ke larke marte hain.. . . . . Boy : Hmm… main samajh gaya… tau tum koi acha sa toothpaste istemaal kyun nae karti… 

Larka –  Baadal garje tau teri yaad aati hai.. Saawan aane se teri yaad aati hai.. Larki – Pata hai pata hai, teri chatri mere paas pari hai lautaa dungi. Mar mat!!

She : Hey !! Nice DP . . . He : Hmmmm… . . . She : Kya hua ? mood off ha ?. . . . . He : Nahi, bas soch raha tha tumne kis kaam ke liye yaad kiya hoga.. Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader…

Engineering, MBBS & MBA student were going in a boat. . The devil appears, he says, “throw something in the sea, if I find it, I’ll kill u and if I can’t, then I’ll be your slave!”. . MBBS student throws a needle, devil finds it & kills him. . engineering student throws a memory…

  A boy went to propose a girl :p . Boy : Hey baby, I love u..!! Will you marry me? Girl : What’s ur status?? :3 . Boy : I m the owner of my own big village and I have 1 security,own army,gold mine and wine . Girl : Love you 2 honey….

Teacher: “Nick, what is the past participle of the verb to ring?”  Nick: “What do you think it is, Sir?”  Teacher: “I don’t think, I KNOW!”  Nick: “I don’t think I know either, Sir!”  Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide…

  ” Your son is an obedient & bright student but spends too much time with girls. ” . . Mother sent a note back: .. ”Please advise a solution! Father has the same problem. :   Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages &…

  Teacher pappu se: 2-2=? Kya hota haiPappu : Sir mujhe kuch samajh me nhi aaraha haiTeacher : Beta maan lo tumhare paas 2 aam hai or tum dono aam ko kha gaye toh tumhare pass kya bacha.Pappu : Sir aam ki ghutli bacha.. de thapad de thapad… Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps…