Jokes

Student in a Hostel(dost se): Yaar dhokha ho gaya. Dost: Kyon kya hua? Student: Maine papa se books ke liye paise mangawaye, papa ne books hi bhej di. Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the, 2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha welldone, sardar… Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.  

Santa ne Banta se kaha,”Sabse bada challenge kya hai?” Banta replied – Answer sheet ko khaali chod do aur last me likh dena, paas karke dikha. Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala – I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!! Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals

Nepali : Saab ye shaam singh ka mobile kaha milega Salesman : Pata nahi Nepali : Saab ji TV me ad to isi dukan ka hai. Salesman : Abey ye sham singh nahi, SAMSUNG hai!! Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I do not know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them… Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook…

Wife : whenever we keep the money in the bags our son steals it, I don’t know what to do? . . . . Husband : Keep it in his books. I know he will never touch them… Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages…

8th class ka student apne friend se: kitna muskil h school ki “Madam” se love karna 2Friend: kyun? “love-letter” beja tha… Home work samgh ke check kar dia Meet & date modern generation Indian Singles Worldwide in DesiSinglesApp – superhit with generation next.

Santa dialled a phone number. A computerizd female voice said, “apke paas paryapt balance nahi hai – Kirpaya apna mobile recharge kare”. Santa: bas janeman tumse baat ho jati hai, itna hi kaafi hai Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide…

Santa ne appne electronic shop ke bahar Slogan lgwaya 1 Rupye ka Chirkut bulb Lgaao 100% Bijli bill Bachao Agle hi din uske dukan se 50,000 Chirkut bulb sell ho gaye Dusre din bahut sare customer uske dukan ke bahar ho halla macha rahe the Are ye Chirkut bulb Nahi Fuse bulb hai jalta hi…