Jokes

5 dost hotel me lunch karne ke baad aapas me Bill dene ke liye Discuss karne lage-Sabhi bolne lage yaar bill mai dunga…. nahi bill mai dunga.. Hotel Manager bahut khush huwa aur dil he dil me bola Waahh…..Waahh…..Aaj bhi ase dilphek dost hai… Akhir me decide huwa jo hotel ka chkkar phele lagayega wahi…

A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city.. #1 Desi Flat Mates Website & App – find and meet @desiflatmates and @desiflatshares across the World.

English Teacher: “One cute and young girl is walking on the road.” Change this into an punjabi exclamatory sentence. Sardar student:- “Oye,pataka !” NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI events for free, create local NRI groups, post jobs…

Examiner:Tell me the name of this bird by seeing its legs only Sardar:I dont know. Examiner:You failed, whats your name Sardar:See my legs & tell my name Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne aapko aaine main dekha or bola isko to kahin dekha hai Oye ! yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h, jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join…

Ek din Santa ne apni premika ko himmat jutakar keh dala  I love you. Premika(Gusse se) : Jara pyar se nahi keh sakte? Santa : I love you Didi!!!! NRIs from all over the World feel great to connect at NRIsWorldWide.net with its own NRIsConnect App – join and post local NRI events for free,…

Santa got into a bus on 1st April when conductor asked for ticket. He gave Rs.10/- and took the ticket and said April fool. I have pass. Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and NRIsWorldwide Web portals

Ek din Santa jungle se gujar raha tha Chudail ne use roka aur kaha : Ho ho ho Ha ha ha…Mein Chudail hu. Santa : Menu pata hai kyunki teri ek behen meri biwi hai! Download more smiles and amazing Indian apps from SuperHitIndianApps.com – World leader in Indian Apps, facebook pages & groups and…

Ek sardar ne air-hostess se kaha, “Aapki shakal meri biwi se bahut milti hai”. Air-hostess ne ye sunte hi zordaar thappad uske muh pe mara… Sardar foran bola : “Aadat bhi bahut milti hai” Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.

New way of writting answers in exams. If you do not know the answer, then put lines like this : |||||||||| and write below : “Scratch here for ANSWERS” Looking for bollywood events and auditions across the World? Connect with BollywoodFansWorldwide.com with its own Bollywood Fans App.