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Girl: Mujhe Ek Aisa Husband Chahiye Jo Achi Achi Baatein Kare Hansi Mazaq Kare Or Raton Ko Muje songs Sunaye Sardar: Tusi Husbnd nu maro goli FM Radio Le Lo.. Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps

Shadi ki raat Sardar apni BV k liye Gulab ka Phool le kr Aaya BV: Mujhe ye nhi chahiye, koi SONAY ki Cheez do.. Sardar:Ye lo Takiya aur SO Jao.. Download More Apps – http://desisinglesapp.com/

A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on.” The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, “We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we…

Teacher: “Kids,what does the chicken give you?” Student: “Meat!” Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?” Student: “Bacon!” Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?” Student: “Homework!” Download More Apps – http://desisinglesapp.com/

Girl : Main Tumhe Apna Dil Nahi De sakti..Boy : Main. Itni Upar Ki Soch Bhi Nahi Raha Hu.. For download more app visit superhitindianapps

1st woman – kuchh suna ya nahi bharat ne hindustan par hamla kar diya hai 2nd woman – hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile mere pe na gir jaye 3rd woman – arre tum sab fikra kyon karti ho hum india me rahte hai. Download More Apps desisinglesapp

Bihar ki gali mai pan ki dukan, Devdas ne dekhi Paro Ki muskaan, Devdas ne khilaya paro ko pan, Khaa ke pan, Paro boli

Gabbar : Kitne Aadmi the ? Kalia : Sarkar 1 Gabbar : Aur tum ? Kalia : 100 Gabbar : fir b wapas aa gaye woh b khali hath, kaun tha woh ? . kalia : RAJNIKANT. Gabbar : Oops ! sorry bhai… Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World superhitindianapps

2 sardars were fighting after exam. Sir: Y r u fighting? 1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank, Sir: So what? 1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied. TravelMeetDate App – World’s first unique app to find Dates on flights and at your travel…