Jokes

UNKNOWN CALL-HE:”Do u hv a bf?”SHE:”Yes! Who r u?”HE:”Tera bhai..Ruk kamini ghar aata hu dhulai krne!”ANOTHER UNKNOWN CALL-HE-“Do u hv a bf?”SHE-“Oh no no! Who r u?”HE-“I m ur bf..Cheat u broke my heart!”SHE-“Oh darling sorry I thought u r my bro!”HE-“Tera bhai hi hu tu chinta na kr..Ab to bas ghar aane ki der…

Wife: sunoji circus dekhne chale???Husband : No……… I m busyWife : Usme ek ladki ne, bina kapdon ke sher pe sawari ki hai..!!!Husband : bahut ziddi ho gayi ho….Har baat zidd karke manvati ho..Chalo bahut din hue sher nahin dekha….!!!Iske Aage ki kahaani..Husband & wife phir circus dekhne gaye. husband ne sabse aage wali seat…

Sardar: Yaar Aaj Mujhay Ajeeb Msg Aaya or mera Mobil off Ho Gaya.Pathan: Aisa Kaun sa Msg Aya?Sardar: Battery low.Pathan: Send Kar…Sabko.. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Rich man-Aaj mere pas 14 cars,18 bikes,4 bunglow,3 farmhouse hai,TUMARE paas kya hai?? POOR man-Mere paas beta hai,..jiski Girfriend Teri beti hai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Teacher: “So we proved that when ‘A’ is equal to ‘B’ and ‘B’ is equal to ‘C’ then ‘A’ equal to ‘C’. Ron give me an example for this.” Ron: “I love my teacher, my teacher loves her daughter, therefore I love my teacher’s daughter…” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

Teacher said the students to convert the sentence “I killed a person” into future tense.Suddenly Johnny stands up and said, Sir the future tense is “u will go to jail”!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Husband : Jab mein aache clothes pehenkar bazaar jata hu to sabziwalesabzi mehngi dete hai. Jab gande kapde pehenkar jata hu to saste.Wife : Tum katora lekar jaya karo na, free me hi sabzi mil jayegi!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Sardar: What is the name of your car?Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Employee: I want hike. Boss: Install it from play store…!!! Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Pappu V/S Teacher Teacher :- Insaan Wo Hey Jo dusron K KaamAaye….Pappu :- Lekin Exam K Waqt Na To Aap KhudInsan Banti Hain,ORNa dusron Ko Insan Banne Deti Hain. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/