Jokes

Son came late

Bhikhari ne awaaz lagayi-Babu ji Roti Milegi?….Andar se awaz aai-Biwi ghar par Nahi h,….Bhikhari- Chumma Nahi manga h bey,..Roti to tu bhi de sakta h… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Pappu :- Mam aap mere ek savaal ka jawab dengi….Mam :- ha ha puchho ….Pappu :- ek line me 3 chitiyan chal rhi thi ,, bich wali chiti bolti hai. .mere aage 2 chiti or mere pichhe v 2 chiti …..to aap btaaye kul kitni chiti thi …..Mam:- 5 Pappu :- galat ..Mam :- 6…

Biwi ne Namaz padh kar hath uthaye or dua mangay bagair hi hath neeche kar liye. Shohar: Ye kya ? dua mangi ke nai ? Biwi: Mangne lagi thi k ALLAH apki tamam mushkilen aasan kar day phir socha kahin me hi na mar jaun… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across…

After massive demand from all husbands………. A new app called. “Darr” is launched in iphone 6…..You just say….. ‘Wife’.. and it immediately closes all websites,hides all chats,,shuts down all games,and deletes chat history!and best above all,Last but not the least….it puts your wife’s photograph as a wallpaper…. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for…

Teacher: 5 – 5 = how much?Student is quiet

Husband wanted to call the hospitalto ask about his pregnant wife,but accidently called the cricket stadium. He asks, “How’s the situation?” He was shocked & nearly died on hearing the reply. They said, “It’s fine. 3 are out,hope to get another 7 out by lunch,last one was a duck!” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful…

Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,Girl: Am I late ? Ghalib:Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai… Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

What is the perfect exampleof both Good & Bad Luck? The naughty wind blows the girl’s skirt high (Good luck) but at the same time Dust falls into the boy’s eyes (Bad luck).. Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/

Difference between Friend & Wife U can Tell ur Friend“U r my Best Friend”But Do u have courage tell to ur Wife“U r my Best Wife?” Get Awesome Collection of some wonderful Apps for Indians across the World @ http://superhitindianapps.com/